March 2012
reminder that i now have a whole folder of panels from tails gets trolled that i will probably never get the chance to use in context
pardon me, matt rebeiro just came upstairs and reminded me that the fact that burger was wearing a toga at the born ruffians show where we met is a really important detail from that story
so you see why getting into the more complicated details of how we met with my mom is out of the question, she is already confused enough by what i have told her
leonsumbitches:
Man internet friend history is way more interesting than normal friend history 99% of the time.
“We went to school together” BORING
“We met on a Sims 2 forum because we were a group of friends who liked griefing the boards” Fucking golden
That’s how Caitlin, and thus I, know Anna (machistado) and Brian (rustillin2it) and how Caitlin knows Kyle (mynamekyle) but I don’t really...
i can’t imagine what it’s like to be the kind of person who doesn’t feel the need to be nice to other people for no reason other than that it just feels nice to be nice
i especially can’t imagine being jaded enough to just be nasty to everyone because you think they deserve it
and i am pretty terminally jaded as it is
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via chaplinnn)
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simbabwe replied to your post: so i was supposed to get more than 22,000 np for…
I thought its 100k
it was 22,250
and max is 50, the bar hadn’t updated yet
February 2012
Bob's Burgers: The rejected episodes
behindbobsburgers:
Not every idea we have can be solid gold. For every “Art Crawl” or “Sheesh! Cab, Bob?” we put out into the world, there are ten episodes we worked long and hard on but had to throw out for one reason or another. So here is but a small selection of rejected Bob’s Burgers episodes.
Imagine what could have been!
- Tina, Gene and Louise are sent to a “Scared Straight” program at...
so i was supposed to get more than 22,000 np for the final level-up in habitarium
and i got uh
nothing
wow neopets
fucking wow
whoa why was i not awarded neopoints for that level-up though
i’m
really mad
still really mad nobody bothered to even go see Mother Mother at frosh week this year, much less sneak me in, because “their third album sucked”
disregarding the fact that i saw Broken Social Scene that night instead
someone could have at least offered to sneak me in
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neopets habitarium drinking game
take a shot every time one of my petpetpets lays an egg that is not the single egg i need
immediately run out of vodka
level up from discarding eggs
“everything is pretty much back to normal”
more like “actually none of the flash games are fixed but at least you can stare at your habitarium again”
WHATEVER, neopets staff
i feel weird about waiting all week to go back to work instead of not wanting to go when i should
i have done literally nothing all day
i briefly considered putting makeup on at least but nah
what if i like
start drinking
at least then i’ll be entertained
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put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
i just finished re-reading act 4
[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter: still the single greatest page in homestuck
no exceptions
trying to write VERY SERIOUS short story
thosestairs comes up on itunes shuffle
nope that’s it i’m done writing for today
i just went to open a new word document and it gave me the options “blank document” and “blog entry”
excuse me?
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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integratedserket:
neotomacinerea:
facebook poke battles where both participants are online at the same time
omfg it never ends
Literally the most meaningless form of interaction possible between two human beings
i thought pokes translated literally into english as “let’s bone”
facebook poke battles where both participants are online at the same time
omfg it never ends
people drawing update art not twelve hours after the update occurs and asking “am i late to the party with this?”
are you fucking kidding me homestuck fandom stop that you make me feel like i’m late to the party every time i actually sleep at night
for fuck’s sake
someone keeps setting the toaster to toast for all of thirty seconds
if you want to gently warm bread but not toast it put it in the fucking microwave
i just hit my wrist against the dish rack while holding a heaping spoonful of coffee grounds and it went EVERYWHERE
you can tell i’m in a better mood than usual though because instead of immediately starting to cry i shouted “god fucking DAMNIT” and threw the spoon
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my new chief regret in life:
i have no idea when i’ll have the opportunity to use this as a reaction