The Bushy-tailed Woodrat is the original "pack rat", the species in which the trading habit is most pronounced. It has a strong preference for shiny objects and will drop whatever it may be carrying in favor of a coin or a spoon. While primarily nocturnal, they can occasionally be seen during the day. They are usually solitary and very territorial.

my name is chuck, i am a white-tailed deer in the body of a 20-year-old jeweler/rat enthusiast. my hobbies include staying hydrated and complaining about my hair.

better known as witchlings

my face

i am unfamiliar with that feeling where pictures of myself look acceptable i mean it’s been a while i guess
it’s hot outside and freezing in the house and instead of adjusting the thermostat i’m just alternating between the two environments depending on whether i’d be hot or cold at any given time

i am unfamiliar with that feeling where pictures of myself look acceptable i mean it’s been a while i guess

it’s hot outside and freezing in the house and instead of adjusting the thermostat i’m just alternating between the two environments depending on whether i’d be hot or cold at any given time

this is an announcement that i cut my hair a few days ago on a whim and for the first time it was a good idea because the bottom two inches of my hair was gross and stringy as hell
so there, Haircut Gods
i finally beat you

this is an announcement that i cut my hair a few days ago on a whim and for the first time it was a good idea because the bottom two inches of my hair was gross and stringy as hell

so there, Haircut Gods

i finally beat you

(via chelsamander)

am clothes
if i still lived with my mom she’d be all “aaaaa it’s alive!” and i’d be like “oh wow mom i’ve never heard that one before especially not from you!!! now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to buy some nachos and then go back to bed”

am clothes

if i still lived with my mom she’d be all “aaaaa it’s alive!” and i’d be like “oh wow mom i’ve never heard that one before especially not from you!!! now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to buy some nachos and then go back to bed”

(via albinwonderland)

luna p has held her colour and stuff really well because i mean it’s only been two years but WOW i never see her the right way up and forgot how LITERALLY PERFECT she looked when she was brand new??

luna p has held her colour and stuff really well because i mean it’s only been two years but WOW i never see her the right way up and forgot how LITERALLY PERFECT she looked when she was brand new??

it’s cold and i’m unhappy

it’s cold and i’m unhappy

(Source: wrenaissance, via babys--breath)

the weirdest thing happened when i was getting dressed today
i couldn’t decide what to wear not because everything looked like shit but because everything i chose looked perfectly fine

the weirdest thing happened when i was getting dressed today

i couldn’t decide what to wear not because everything looked like shit but because everything i chose looked perfectly fine

(Source: littleplasticthings, via universalmonstersblog)